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Friends are:
(A)ccepts you as you are
(B)elieves in 'you'
(C)alls you just to say 'Hi'
(D)oesnt give up on you
(E)nvisions the whole of you
(F)orgives your mistakes
(G)ives unconditionally
(H)elps you
(I)nvites you over
(J)ust be with you
(K)eeps you close at heart
(L)oves you for who you are
(M)akes a difference in your life
(N)ever judges
(O)offers support
(P)icks you up
(Q)uiets your fears
(R)aises your spirits
(S)ays nice things about you
(T)ells you the truth when you need to hear it
(U)nderstands you
(V)alues you
(W)alks beside you
(X)-plains things you dont understand
(Y)ells when you wont listen and
(Z)aps you back to reality
Some unexpected IT terminologies:
AMIGA = A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
APPLE = Arrogant Products; Profit-Losing Entity
BASIC = Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
CD-ROM = Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete Monthly
COBOL = Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
DEC = Do Expect Cuts
DOS = Defective Operating System
IBM = I Blame Microsoft
ISDN = It Still Does Nothing
LISP = Lots of Infuriating Silly Parenthesis
MACINTOSH = Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
MIPS = Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
PENTIUM = Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Math
OS/2 = Obsolete Soon, Too.
SCSI = System Can't See It
WINDOWS = Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
WWW = World Wide Wait The followings are written by Andy Rooney a man who has the
gift of saying so much with so few words:
I've learned.... That the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
I've learned.... That when you're in love, it shows.
I've learned.... That just one person saying to me, "You've made my day!" makes my day.
I've learned.... That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right.
I've learned.... That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
I've learned.... That I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way.
I've learned.... That no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
I've learned.... That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
I've learned.... That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
I've learned.... That life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
I've learned.... That we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.
I've learned.... That money doesn't buy class.
I've learned.... That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
I've learned... That under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
I've learned.... That the Lord didn't do it all in one day. What makes me think I can?
I've learned.... That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
I've learned.... That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you. |
